"Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads."-Fund-raising letter from George W. Bush, quoted in the Washington Post, March 24, 2000 (a LETTER!)
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"The future will be better tomorrow." — Vice President Dan Quayle
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#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
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