"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."-Hilton Head, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000
Random Quote
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/22/90
Snapple Facts
#101 About half of all Americans are on a diet at any given time.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Is sorry, no professionals."
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between the Queen Mum and Dudley Moore? A. Three Days
33,012
articles
January 7, 2009
557,480
postings
LOGIN or REGISTRATION is Required
This section of Goofball.com is for adults only. You must have registered with us and certified that you are currently 18 years of age or older to proceed any further. If you have registered already, please log in using your user name and password to the left. Or simply, register now. It's quick and easy.
