"I think the American people - I hope the American–I don't think, let me - I hope the American people trust me." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002
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is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Q. What's the hardest part of rollerblading? A. Telling your dad you're gay.
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