"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush At Welcome Rally," Nov. 1, 2002
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"[I hope] my child will ge a good [Roman] Catholic like me." — Madonna
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#161 The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was "Captain Kangaroo".
Yo Mama ...
is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pickpocket snatches watches.
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