"I'm the master of low expectations." - Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
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"He goes off holding what looks like a left leg" — sportscaster Phil Stone when a player left the field due to an injury
Snapple Facts
#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
One Liners
Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? A. The blonde, because she's 18.
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