"What is life choices about?"—Bush, speaking to student athletes Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Welcomes NCAA Champs," Feb. 24, 2003
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"Half our live is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed though life trying to save." — Will Rogers
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#167 You have to play ping-pong for 12 hours to lose one pound.
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is so cross-eyed, when she went to the movies she thought she was seein' a double feature.
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Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano? A: An infected pussy on your organ.
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