"I think we agree, the past is over."-On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
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"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89
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#92 Fish can drown.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are a $1.25, deer nuts are always under a buck.
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