"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then."-From a 1994 interview, as quoted in First Son by Bill Minutaglio
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"He was a wise man who invented beer." — Plato
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#117 The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out.
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is so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
One Liners
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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