"Do you have blacks, too?" —Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Salon.com, "Bushed," Jake Tapper, June 20, 2002
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#204 A stamp shaped like a banana was once issued in the country of Tonga.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
One Liners
Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough.
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