"Corporate malfeance [sic] has had an effect on our economy and we need to do something about it."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
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"But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet." — Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books. (1991)
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Q: Do you know why women are born with two sets of lips? A: They need them so they can piss and moan at the same time!
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