"It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature."-Los Angeles, Feb. 23, 2000
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is so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
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Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A: Because another pair of tits could easily fit there.
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