"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." -George W. Bush, June 4, 2001
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"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." — Mae West
Snapple Facts
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
One Liners
Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it? A: A Coconut!
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