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"Our military is performing brilliantly. See, the transition from torture chambers and rape rooms and mass graves and fear of authority is a tough transition. And they're doing the good work of keeping this country stabilized as a political process unfolds." —Bush, remarks on "Tax Relief and the Economy," Iowa, April 15, 2004
 
 

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Have A Seat
Hey, I was going to sit there ...
Published : 10.11.2008

Rate: 2.58
Beach Fun
I didn't know anyone was taking pictures that day ...
Published : 10.10.2008

Rate: 3.31
In The Early Morning Rain
Something about wet pussy turns me on ...
Published : 10.09.2008

Rate: 2.50
One Last Goodbye To Summer
Just an extra photo I found ...
Published : 10.08.2008

Rate: 3.14
Hair Cut
There are some places you don't want your barber to ...
Published : 10.07.2008

Rate: 2.10
Flaunt It Baby
She looks young enough to eat ...
Published : 10.06.2008

Rate: 2.03
The Morning After
When pretty girls spend the night at my place they ...
Published : 10.05.2008

Rate: 2.94
About Face
Talk about avoiding eye contact ...
Published : 10.04.2008

Rate: 3.43
Sand Dunes
That is what's in the background there. Isn't it? ...
Published : 10.03.2008

Rate: 2.00
Good Friends Are Special.
not like the "friend" things you get emailed from ...
Format: Microsoft Powerpoint
Published : 10.02.2008

Rate: 2.25
The Big Jump
Hey Guys, wait for me ...
Published : 10.01.2008

Rate: 3.31
I Love My Teddy
It's so hard to let him go ...
Published : 09.30.2008

Rate: 2.11
Na Na Na Na Na
Come get me ...
Published : 09.29.2008

Rate: 2.94
Brushing My Teeth
I Love when she brushes her teeth!! ...
Published : 09.28.2008

Rate: 2.51
Mudslide Victims Need Your Help!
I know things are tough all over and people are constantly ...
Published : 09.26.2008

Rate: 3.57
Do You Have A Nickname For Your GF?
Oh I see. Nice ...
Published : 09.25.2008

Rate: 2.25
My Girlfriend Cheats At Pool!
But I dont really mind at all! ...
Published : 09.24.2008

Rate: 4.19
Never Ever Ever
Warning: Graphic. But you probably have seen the thumbpic ...
Published : 09.23.2008

Rate: 2.20
In broad daylight
How do they get away with ...
Published : 09.20.2008

Rate: 3.73
A buffet for us girls
Since we ...
Published : 09.19.2008

Rate: 1.97
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Garden of Eden
Better known as the ...
Published : 09.18.2008

Rate: 3.13
Fun At Home
They're packing more than just clothes ...
Published : 09.17.2008

Rate: 2.58
Lord of the Rings
The ring yearns to come back to ...
Published : 09.16.2008

Rate: 1.52
A Woman With The Right Attitude
No explanation needed ...
Published : 09.14.2008

Rate: 3.50
I Like Ballet
I'm not ashamed of admitting it; sometimes I love ...
Published : 09.13.2008

Rate: 2.61
No Wonder The Middle East Is In Deep Shit
Let's Wipe 'em out! ...
Published : 09.12.2008

Rate: 2.36
Man! Talk About Getting Dis'd...
If that won't shrivel you, You ain't human! Lol ...
Published : 09.11.2008

Rate: 2.25
Some Local Morrocan Color
OK, she ain't my neighbor nor my girlfriend (don't ...
Published : 09.10.2008

Rate: 3.47
Rob Was Late Again
..and I waited up all night. ...
Published : 09.09.2008

Rate: 3.00
A Goodnight Kiss For The Redneck
I'm sure he'll enjoy this ...
Published : 09.08.2008

Rate: 2.96

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