"If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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... is so fat, She's moving the Earth out of its orbit!
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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