"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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One Liners
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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