"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
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"Guys aren't albe to get $15 or $20 million [a year] anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game." Orlando Magic star Penny Hardaway, bemoaning the NBA's new salary cap
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck.
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