"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)
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"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
One Liners
Q: Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs? A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
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