"See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction." —So W., does this mean the U.S. is not a free nation?... Source: The Chicago Sun-Times, Oct. 13, 2003
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Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have driver's ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: Because it's too hard on the camels!
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