"So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well." - St. Louis, Jan. 5, 2004
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... is so fat, When she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning!
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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? A: They're hiring.
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