"I don't bring God into my life to - to, you know, kind of be a political person." - Interview with Tom Brokaw aboard Air Force One, April 24, 2003
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"They will pass the father-son tandem of Buddy Bell and Yogi Berra" — Mets broadcaster Ralph Kiner
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#60 A tongue is the fastest healing part of the body.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between an elephant and an old Italian woman? A. About 50lbs and a black dress
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