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#130 Koalas and humans are the only animals with unique fingerprints.
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is so dark when people refer to Darkness coming in the future they refer to her next visit.
One Liners
Q: Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales? A: So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
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