"I understand small business growth. I was one."-New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000
Random Quote
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#98 When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
One Liners
Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A: Because another pair of tits could easily fit there.
33,018
articles
January 8, 2009
557,484
postings
LOGIN or REGISTRATION is Required
This section of Goofball.com is for adults only. You must have registered with us and certified that you are currently 18 years of age or older to proceed any further. If you have registered already, please log in using your user name and password to the left. Or simply, register now. It's quick and easy.
