"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that." —Bush, speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
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"That bomb can never detonate, and I say that as an explosives expert." —Admiral Leray about the Atom Bomb
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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One Liners
Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
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