"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Signs 911 Commission Bill," Nov. 27, 2002
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Q: Did you hear Bill Clinton got a new job in Washington, DC? A: Hillary hired him to open her mail!
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