"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
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#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.
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is so fat she put on is some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.
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