"What is your ambitions?"—Bush, speaking at the Parkview Arts and Science Magnet School Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at a Back-to-School Event," Aug. 29, 2002
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#172 The eye makes movements 50 times every second.
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has a short arm and can't applaud.
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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post offiice is flying at half-mast? A: They're hiring.
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