"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."Austin, Texas, Dec. 8, 2000
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"People say somewhere in the first round. Maybe even higher." — Craig "Ironhead" Hayward, on where he would be drafted
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#78 Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the US.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
One Liners
Q. What kind of coffee was served on the titanic? A. Sanka.
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