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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
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"He wants Texas back."
— Tommy Lasorda, Dodger manager, asked what terms Mexican - born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations. (1981)
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Snapple Facts |
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#155 In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.
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is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
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One Liners |
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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