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"I think everyone gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them - knock on wood." — Minnesota Twins pitcher Jim Deshaies
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#64 Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
One Liners
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on it.
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