"What is your ambitions?"—Bush, speaking at the Parkview Arts and Science Magnet School Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at a Back-to-School Event," Aug. 29, 2002
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Goofball Women
The incredible Heather Hint: Click on the picture
Welcome to the 'Goofball Women' section. Some of these women below have websites and others are just fans of Goofball.com. If you are interested in posing for Goofball.com, it's easy... wear (or just make your own) Goofball.com shirt, take some pics, and send them in. Then we will send you a free Goofball.com shirt as well as link your photos to whatever site you'd like.
We have several submissions for the free t-shirt, take a look at the following fans as they wet down their shirts for goofball.com:
