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George W. Bush
 
"And then we marched to war, war in Afghanistan and Iraq, all of whichaffected the people's confidence. That's a tough — tough hurdles to cross,when it came to our economy." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., Nov. 7, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
— Homer Simpson
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#179 The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty in 1886.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stitches.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: Call out B-52, F-16, B-1...
 
 



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No Money Honey?
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There Must Be Worse But ...
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TGIF
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, ...
02.06.2006

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Blondes Revenge
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08.31.2005

4.09
Pulling The Wool
A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the ...
02.02.2007

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The Blonde & Her Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, ...
08.26.2005

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Genuine Alligator Shoes
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida ...
02.05.2009

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Puzzled Blonde
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come ...
09.20.2005

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Vaction Policy
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02.07.2007

4.09
The Sweat Or The Wind?
A blonde says to a salesman, "I'm not sure if I should ...
01.08.2007

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Blonde Builders
A couple of blondes, Becky and Sally Ann were doing ...
01.14.2005

4.08
Rectal Deodorant
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant ...
05.15.2006

4.08
The Understanding Blonde
To prepare for his big date, the young man went on ...
01.08.2004

4.06
Blonde Moviegoer
Charlie went to a movie the other evening and sat ...
04.13.2006

4.06
Football Finally Makes Sense
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football ...
10.07.2005

4.00
Snowstorm
A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered ...
10.26.2003

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Mini Skirt
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful ...
01.26.2005

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So Blonde
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05.22.2004

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Pregnant Turkey Story
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01.27.2009

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Blind Man & The Blondes
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1 Huge Ship Entering The Harbour 4.52
2 Pooty Paws 4.44
3 Mad Wife 4.41
4 Okla Homa 4.41
5 The Free Hugs Campaign Has Improved 4.40
6 My New Maid 4.39
7 Bareback Thong 4.29
8 From One Good Drunk To Another 4.29
9 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.27
10 Hall Of Fame: Best Husbands 4.23

 

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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

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1 Tits T-Shirt 4.92
2 A Kodak Moment 4.85
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4 Poolside Beauty 4.82
5 Body Paint Lingerie 4.76
6 Depth Perseption Test 4.75
7 South Beach 4.70
8 Me and My Sitter 4.66
9 Inspirational 4.63
10 We All Need A Good Cause To Support 4.62

 
 

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President Obama?
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Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
He's a crook and a liar, like the rest
McCain should have won
I'm voting for Palin in 2012
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In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
 
 

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