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"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May 5, 2000
 
 

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"I'm really excited about the incoming season."
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is so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
 
 

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Q: Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?
A: So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
 
 



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Exactly why Microsoft mogul Bill Gates was arrested has never been made clear. The records manager at the Albuquerque Police Department said ...


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Their mom's must be so proud that they decided to make it a legacy and join mom's old sorority.



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Daisy Fuentes is a gorgeous Hispanic bombshell with great bombs! She was on MTV for a long time and then took over "America's Funniest Videos" after Bob Sagget left.



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