"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)
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"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#140 Holland is the only country with a national dog.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
One Liners
Q: Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs? A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
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