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Can I borrow her????
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started by
apeman0817
(12.28.2008 9:37:55 PM EST)
I have some wood that needs to be polished......
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
Yes
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started by
bustercherry
(12.21.2008 8:57:11 AM EST)
she is if you give her the right task!!!!
bustercherry
Well, tickle my
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ajk454
(12.21.2008 4:11:39 AM EST)
gonads with the duster! She's hired.
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