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Mickey Mouse attacks

By: amelisoPublished: 11/09/1999
 
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I just hope he isn't rabid.

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YOU KNOW MOST KIDS (0 replies)
started by donut38
(11.09.2000 11:31:55 PM EST)

WOULD BE TRAUMATIZED BY THAT

IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING I SAW AT THE CIRCUS WHEN I WAS YOUNG

Hmmm... (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(11.09.2000 1:49:20 AM EST)

Didn't Mike Tyson do that?

You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

mickey jackson? (0 replies)  
started by rwk26164
(07.19.2000 9:51:40 PM EST)

do i see a little tounge action there?

this goofball is outa here

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