Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"King Abdullah of Jordan, the King of Morocco, I mean, there's a series of places - Qatar, Oman - I mean, places that are developing - Bahrain - they're all developing the habits of free societies." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
 
 

Random Quote
 
"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
— Tom Clancy
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#34 If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She uses the carpet as a blanket!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A. Juan on Juan
 
 


Gun Owner

By: bustercherryPublished: 08/29/2008
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. When seconds count,the cops are just minutes away.

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman.... (sorry Ladies! HeeHee!)

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Gun Owner

Click here to send this picture to your phone

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Gun control
  • Gun Owners
  • Coroner Discussing Gun Safety Shoots Self
  • Held At Gun Point
  • The Smoking Gun
  • Millions Of Condoms Seek Owner
  • Suicidal Couple Survives Gun, Gas And Pills
  • Officer\'s Gun Falls From Pants, Shoots Man In Other Bathroom Stall
  • Shot In The Back With A Potato Gun
  • Thong Gun
  • Gun Lecturer Shoot Self in Leg
  • Cool Water Gun
  • Warning On Gun
  • Nail Gun from Hell
  • Should Gun Laws Be More Strict?
  • Top Gun
  • Machine Gun Kelly
  • 30 Mm Gattling Gun
  • Smoking Gun
  • Chris Rock On Gun Control

  • More Photos...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    I don't know (0 replies)
    started by bustercherry
    (08.30.2008 7:01:48 AM EST)

    where marrakeshman lives but you can bet there are other fatalties from crime.
    Statstics show when guns are outlawed crime rises.

    Ted Kennedys car killed more people than ALL my guns put together, maybe we should outlaw cars. Thatwould save hunderds of lives a day.

    bustercherry

    Outlaw guns and . . . (0 replies)
    started by jkoett
    (08.29.2008 7:31:20 PM EST)

    you protect the criminal from the victim. Pure and simple. The criminal will always get a gun if he wants it.

    Geezer, formerly known as Stud Muffin.

    Absolutely a riot (0 replies)
    started by marrakeshman
    (08.29.2008 5:38:30 AM EST)

    in regards to the top 10 reasons for preferring a gun to a woman.

    In regards the debate over gun ownership, however, let's just say that where I live its against the law to own a hand gun or any other type of gun, unless you are a policeman. Statistics concerning fatal shootings show 0, whereas in our country, the USA, there is a fatal shooting every twenty one minutes, which comes out to 72 dead Americans a day and 26,280 a year.
    Man, why should we worry about Iraq?

    ".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

    Guns don't kill people (0 replies)  
    started by obiwan
    (08.29.2008 3:26:35 AM EST)

    But they help don't they.

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Save The Music
    I bet Jesus is hiding from them behind The Holy Spirit. ...
    11.20.2008

    A Kodak Moment
    Is that the picture they sent their parents to show ...
    11.19.2008

    It's Going To Take All Night
    And a very long, very alcoholic night. ...
    11.18.2008

    Bank CEO's Demonstration
    Not happy with the recently approved bailout, the ...
    11.17.2008

    Rate This!

    3.14 Goofballs of 5
    14 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Flooding in Ireland
    If this doesn't tug at your heart strings nothing will.
    11.20.2007

    Rudy's Push To Save America
    Rudy is there to help America.
    11.19.2007

    Why Chinese Prefer Bikes To Cars
    I think this is a much more powerful reason than traffic ...
    11.18.2007

    Foreplay
    Not how I understand it but hey, whatever turns you ...
    11.17.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Heads Up
    There's no day dreamin for these judges ...
    11.20.2006

    Mr. October
    The Weather Channel has proclaimed a new Mr. October.
    11.20.2006

    Good Doggie
    Here, have a cookie when you're finished with the ...
    11.19.2006

    Where's My Cat?
    Don't ask again! It is chicken! ...
    11.19.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Top Comedy Movies

    Goofball Facts
     
    The creator of the Waffle Iron did not actually like waffles.