"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know." — Mike Tyson
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#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she bends over, we go into daylight savings time!
One Liners
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
For a stylish wedding the bride should be wearing a Ready Wedding Gown. It is discreet and still leaves a little to the imagination but after the wedding she is READY.
Every guy in the wedding party is ready, too. Those baggy tuxedo pants must make for some impressive tents.
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