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Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic - much less have a clue about English.
So, how does a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs by having the standard "Death To Americans"(etc.) slogans printed in English?
Answer: They simply hire an English-speaking civilian to translate and write their statements in English.
Unfortunately, they were unaware the "civilian" insurance company employee hired for the job was a retired US Army sergeant. Obviously, pictures of the protest rally never made their way through the Arab TV network, but the results were "Priceless".
Maybe the translator
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marrakeshman
(05.21.2006 4:28:41 AM EST)
was in fact an Arab who got things a bit mixed up.
In Arabic the word please is said "ah fuq" and honey (the stuff bees make) is said "assol". DON'T put those two together. Other things he may have wanted to say: sensitive = hisass / homosexual = hasass
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