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Yo Mama ...
so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
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Wow! Devil Dog!
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ajk454
(05.09.2006 4:45:05 AM EST)
I'm sure he has a nice personality, though.
Ugh
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started by
tjshere
(05.09.2006 3:15:30 AM EST)
What I'd really like to stop him from doing is breathing.
Gee
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somebunny
(05.09.2006 0:37:00 AM EST)
Guess I'm not the only one contributing animal stuff.
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