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Less Than Five Dollars

By: rogerPublished: 02/04/2006
 
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Does that include the tax?

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    maybe that's her average rating. (0 replies)
    started by spiderweb216
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    4.95 out of 5 stars? That would make her almost perfect!

    No, tax not included (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
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    But it does come with a free shot of penicillin.

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    I wonder if this is next to the Head Bar? They got an ATM nearby?

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