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"Chopper"
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started by
donnygardner
(10.21.2007 4:05:08 PM EST)
now thats what i call a "chopper"
Well, what the heck!
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started by
ajk454
(10.12.2007 5:03:56 AM EST)
If'n you gotta mow the lawn, may as well do it with that. You can have the missus on the seat behind you pickin' up the beer cans.
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