"But here in Texas we took [trial lawyers] on and got some good medical—medical malpractice, which evidently had a few loopholes in it." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it'sgoing to be up all night." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#202 The mouth of the Statue of Liberty is three feet wide.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
One Liners
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Well, you read them and see if you can pick it out.
*note: It stands out like a sore thumb... wink wink
Keep those comments coming folks, you too could be a weener.
oh damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.27.2001 9:04:31 PM EST)
this is too funny but watch your back man
BIG JOHN
Okay Grainger....
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started by
luvly1
(08.26.2001 2:41:05 AM EST)
It's a GOOD THING this reads "girls can ALSO have this computer."
Come on Bubba! Evolve with the rest of us!*wink wink*
Unless, of course, you;re willing to keep me at home, safe and sound, like a REAL man!...*wink wink*
Of that's the case, I'll use that sort of computer as often as REASONABLY required!
I believe firmly in the "woman's place" if the man is MANLY enough to FULLY provide!
Kissssseseses...darling!
What is that?
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started by
meesha
(08.24.2001 1:02:28 PM EST)
I don't know what that is! I must be a very bad wife... lol! Great pic, 5 to you!
*meow*
Uh - Oh
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started by
bigswifty
(08.24.2001 7:53:01 AM EST)
Someone's gonna get steamed!
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
I'm with TJ on this !
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started by
marvin
(08.24.2001 5:40:47 AM EST)
Just gonna sit back and see you get flattened Grainger ! LMAO
(five for your bravery though)
Waaaaaa hahahaha!
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started by
tjshere
(08.24.2001 2:47:00 AM EST)
Bravo, Grainger78!! Now I'll just sit back and watch the sparks fly!
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