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By: obiwanPublished: 01/09/2006
 
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I like women who make up their mind quick.

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    True life experience (0 replies)
    started by lingleha
    (01.09.2006 1:14:18 PM EST)

    of Michele.

    Nudism - Feel the Freedom

    Makes since (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.09.2006 1:51:57 AM EST)


    She'll have to retire when she's 35 or so, but she'll have plenty of time to learn to read then.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by leadj
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    Great pic Obi

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