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JD And Chicks

By: PhantomPublished: 02/12/1999
 
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Jack Daniels and chicks work well together, just ask her.

JD And Chicks

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    i wonder (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (02.12.2001 3:01:32 PM EST)

    what she plans to do with that bottle when she is done

    We're going to infest

    WHAAAAT!!!???? (0 replies)
    started by goldenhusky
    (02.12.2001 11:27:50 AM EST)

    The electrical tape on the nips and goodies is from the '60s. Why??

    A FINE is a tax for doing wrong. A TAX is a fine for doing well.

    NICE (0 replies)
    started by Chazman
    (09.10.2000 9:56:30 AM EST)

    KNOW A FEW GIRLS WITH NIPPLES LIKE THAT. BUT THE CROTCH IS NEW TO ME

    real pic (0 replies)
    started by mitch079
    (08.07.2000 5:44:38 PM EST)

    go to drunkchicks.com to see the uncensored version.

    Goddamn censors...

    none (0 replies)
    started by biggl
    (07.16.2000 12:39:40 PM EST)

    Nice!!!!!!!!!!!

    Whassup!

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    started by OTISBEER
    (06.07.2000 12:48:30 PM EST)

    MOVE THOSE FUCKIN' BLOCKS

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