"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 14, 2004
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends." — Laurie Kuslansky
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#41 Shrimp can only swim backward.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, The only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures!
One Liners
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
way above the trees. Then the water receded and the cow ended up in this tree..
Good one Rob
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TJ is a huge Dick
