"Do you have blacks, too?" - To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
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Yo Mama ...
is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
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A Little Bush For Father's Day
By: anonymous
Published: 06/10/2004
Give Dad a little bush for Father's Day. Ladies ... Make his day.
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