"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." - To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
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Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
King Harald of Norway: We shouldn't have taken that last one last night, Nelson...Mandela: It would have been alright if it hadn't been for that norwegian aquavite...STOP THE CAR...I' M GETTING SICK HERE!
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