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I Bet It Tasted Aweful
Britain is not particularly famous for the taste of ...
Published : 10.11.2008

Rate: 3.73
When You Are Hungry
You don't mind the plate. ...
Published : 10.10.2008

Rate: 3.00
Fancy Some Juice?
Of whichever the kind. ...
Published : 10.09.2008

Rate: 3.73
Come Again?
I didn't know that! ...
Published : 10.08.2008

Rate: 3.46
Your Parents Hate You
Or at least you are not their favorite son. ...
Published : 10.07.2008

Rate: 3.73
Moon Pictures
Just being creative with it. ...
Published : 10.06.2008

Rate: 3.83
Just A Summer Pic
Because we all like summer pics. Do we not. ...
Published : 10.05.2008

Rate: 3.90
Truth In Advertising
Didn't you often feel disillusioned when as a kid ...
Published : 10.04.2008

Rate: 3.50
No Smoking
Ok I will try not to ...
Published : 10.03.2008

Rate: 2.36
No!
Get the message? ...
Published : 10.02.2008

Rate: 2.15
Scooter For Two
I just thought it was pretty cool. ...
Published : 10.01.2008

Rate: 2.42
There's Something Evil With The Church
"I have altered the penitence; pray I don't altar ...
Published : 09.30.2008

Rate: 3.00
Great Name
I'm sure he's been a laughing stock his whole life ...
Published : 09.30.2008

Rate: 3.73
Men Think About Sex Every 7 Minutes
Even when advertising ice cream ...
Published : 09.29.2008

Rate: 2.50
Government Employee Candidate
She's perfect for the job ...
Published : 09.28.2008

Rate: 2.00
My New Nail Gun
My new Nail Gun, made by Dewalt. It can drive a ...
Published : 09.27.2008

Rate: 2.30
Ugly Tie
Some people have no class. Look at his tie, it is ...
Published : 09.26.2008

Rate: 4.24
Best Soccer Pic Ever
Saturday 08/09/2008. Welling Utd. vs Maidstone. The ...
Published : 09.25.2008

Rate: 2.15
Crisis Of Faith
In 3, 2, 1. ...
Published : 09.24.2008

Rate: 2.42
Piano Trailer
Was visiting The Hague last month and saw a car pulling ...
Published : 09.23.2008

Rate: 2.30
Candy From A Stranger
When your Mother warned you about taking candy from ...
Published : 09.22.2008

Rate: 2.36
Wal-Mart Flasher
Well that's one thing about Wal-Mart... They get ...
Published : 09.21.2008

Rate: 3.50
Men Think About Sex Every 7 Minutes
Even when keeping security at the Olympics ...
Published : 09.20.2008

Rate: 1.97
Dumbest Illegal Immigrant
Running stop light = $100.00
Published : 09.19.2008

Rate: 2.15
Well, I've Seen The 'Wheels Of Life'
Now I see The Stages of Life ...
Published : 09.18.2008

Rate: 1.91
See That?
The King's as horny as the rest of us ...
Published : 09.17.2008

Rate: 2.50
Do You Like Your Car?
Something tells me you're disinclined to praise it ...
Published : 09.16.2008

Rate: 1.79
A Kodak Moment
And now I will have nightmares for weeks. ...
Published : 09.15.2008

Rate: 3.73
How Would Explain Segregation?
Pretty good example, thank you very much. ...
Published : 09.14.2008

Rate: 3.73
Couldn't Wait
"Um, gimme a dozen, and i'll let you go without a ...
Published : 09.13.2008

Rate: 1.81

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