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You May Now Frag The Bride

By: tharpPublished: 03/19/2000
 
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A little old but good

Quake 2 Wedding

On Valentine's Day, a South African couple will marry each other in the holy sanctuary of a Quake 2 server. The bride and groom will say "I do" as the male and female (respectively) grunt models inside a Quake 2 Battlegrounds server to be hosted by M-Web's Gamezone, a popular South African gaming network.

"Our biggest worry is that one trigger-happy guest will get so excited he'll start shooting, and the wedding will turn into virtual killing frenzy," said Judge Gosh't, who'll be marrying the couple. "We'll than have to restart the whole wedding ceremony."

The two lovebirds will actually be sitting next to each other in their Cape Town home, while Judge Gosh't will preside over the ceremony through a terminal at a Johannesburg cyber cafe.

The wedding starts at 7pm local time February 14. Guests are invited to register at the official Quake Wedding web site, linked below.

Details at: http://www.gamezone.mweb.co.za/quakewedding/

Found at: http://headline.gamespot.com/news/00_02/10_pc_q2wed/index.html

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You KNOW (0 replies)
started by barryb
(03.19.2001 5:52:42 PM EST)

...you're a FUCKING LOSER if you have to get married in a Quake2 server. Jesus.

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started by Hyperionius
(03.03.2001 3:53:24 PM EST)

What the what!?? Someone really likes their Quake 2. Hey, what about school on a Quake 2 server? Shoot-ups encouraged!

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