Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May 5, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I'm going to go back and get my master's. Then you're going to be calling me Dr. Rhett."
— Errict Rhett
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#129 Mosquitos have 47 teeth.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
 
 


Hot Line Health Advice Replaced by Phone Sex

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 12/01/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Greenville, S.C. (AP) - Callers are finding tha Nurses on Call, which was supposed to be a quick way to get medical information, has turned into a very different kind of hot line.

Instead of a helpful nurse, callers to the toll-free number now hear music and a woman's sultry voice referring them to expensive adult-entertainment numbers.

Greenville Hospital System created Nurses on Call in 1987 but about a year ago disconnected the toll-free number. Eventually it went back into the pool of available 800 number and was reassigned, a spokeswoman for MCI WorldCom told the Greenville News.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Stupid News...

 

Search
 


Advanced Search
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
This will (0 replies)
started by hippichik17
(12.04.2000 10:46:11 PM EST)

do nothing to erase the stereotype of nurses as sex objects. Thank god for that! ....

yeaah baby! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.02.2000 3:29:50 PM EST)

Anyone know the number?

the best medicine of all... (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(12.01.2000 1:47:44 PM EST)

sex

"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

Why not? (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(12.01.2000 1:29:32 PM EST)


It couldn't hurt!



Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

holy first (0 replies)  
started by avfan
(09.30.2000 7:09:55 AM EST)

Finally, first.... I feel so .....um, the same!

Love the funny stuff!

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Transvestites On Trial For Theft
SHANGHAI – Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
11.14.2009

Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
11.13.2009

Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009

Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
A man who told officers he was a ...
10.11.2009

Rate This!

3.09 Goofballs of 5
87 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Police Arrest Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
    Police say a Michigan man ...
    11.10.2008

    Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
    A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
    09.29.2008

    Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
    A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
    09.01.2008

    Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
    St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
    08.09.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
    They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
    11.19.2007

    Homeless Man Dresses In Women’s Underwear, Takes Snooze At Store
    Joplin, Mo- Employees of Kohl’s department store in ...
    11.18.2007

    Thank You Science
    Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
    11.03.2007

    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Lookie Here!
    Top Selling Videos

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.