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Olaf Iversen thought he had made the catch of the season when his nets began straining under a heavy load while he was trawling for shrimp.
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"I had laid out the net, and was pulling it in when I saw that there were a lot of oil barrels hanging on the net," said Iversen.
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Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.
why?
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started by
Albatros
(07.31.2000 0:21:22 AM EST)
all that free booze. . . WHY?!
what a dumbass. . .
This place is FUBAR!
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